13 October 2007.
a funny joke to share with all :dr.m was thinking about sending a malaysian into space . three potential can-a-nauts were called for an interview - one indian, one malay and one chinese .
dr.m interviews the indian first : " so , muthu, this is a dangerous mission . how much do you think you should be paid ? "
muthu replied : " one million ringgit . "
" why so much ? " asks dr.m .
" very dangerous mission , datuk . maybe i no come back ! " replied muthu .
" that's understandable , " says dr.m. " thank you ... please ask the malay guy to come here . "
so the malay walks up , and is asked the same question .
" alamak , 2 million ringgit only lah datuk , " replied the malay candidate .
" two million ? that's twice as much ! even that anneh ( bro in tamil ) before you asked for only one million . "
" you see , datuk , " explains mat . " I have 4 wives and 15 children ... with so many of us , it is a big family to leave behind when I am gone ... ! "
" i see , " says dr.m . " okay , can you ask that chinese guy to come then ? "
the chinese guy comes in and dr.m asks , " ah chong , as you heard , this is a very risky mission , how much do you want ? "
ah chong smiles for a while , and says , " 3 million linggit only loh datuk . " m appears shocked .
" what ??? 3 million ! Why so much ? "
ah chong beckons dr.m to come closer , where-upon he quietly whispers into his ear , " datuk , one million you keep , one million I keep , and then one more million to send that anneh into space ! "
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